The most hilariously inappropriate notes ever written by kids.
#1 Always vomit with caution, young one!
#2 A simple, but effective plan.
#3 Blunt, but concise.
#4 On the other hand, you may look handsome. Who is Nicholas to say?
#5 There's an implicit threat of bodily harm in this note that makes me uncomfortable.
#6 Adults these days are horrible spellers.
#7 You'll get your diamond earrings when you start flossing, kid.
#8 Inconsistently and with lots of scratching?
#9 Better you learn now that it's a crul, crul world.
#10 Well that's just a reasonable request.
#11 At least she told you where she was.
#12 Kids these days can't even spell "cunt."
#13 You go girl.
#14 She really needs to find a job where her boss respects her.
#15 That's cool. It happens.
#16 Dr. Lawrence has excellent handwriting for a doctor.
#17 TV will keep your teacher from being lonely, don't worry.
#18 And hopefully studying my dictionary.
#19 There's no limit to how many times she'd ceck on her brother.
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